Tesla Adds 2nd Display For Shitcoin Trading
"My Tesla was able to automatically change my destination to the bank so I could declare bankruptcy."
Today, Tesla has announced that a second screen be added to all new Tesla models. The new screen will only display TradingView, DEXTools, and Uniswap.
The new addition comes after complaints from customers that weren't able to make shitcoin trades easily until they had reached their destination.
Beta testers for the new feature shared their experiences online:
"Last week I lost all my life savings while on my way to work but thanks to the new shitcoin screen, my Tesla was able to automatically change my destination to the bank so I could declare bankruptcy," one customer said.
"I love the new second screen, I got rugged 3 times on my way to work," another customer said.
Critics of the change claim that it could distract drivers and that most people don't even trade shitcoins.
Looking forward, Tesla has promised an upcoming software patch that will add voice command support for Uniswap so drivers can go completely hands-free when shitcoin trading.
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