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Crypto Investor Confused By Green Number In His Portfolio
Friends of the investor have been forced to explain what the green numbers and plus sign meant.
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Investors Shocked To Discover "Inu" Means Dog In Japanese
This revelation has caused confusion as many investors had assumed that "inu" was simply a random string of letters that sounded cool.
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Tesla Adds 2nd Display For Shitcoin Trading
"My Tesla was able to automatically change my destination to the bank so I could declare bankruptcy."
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Jerome Powell Accidentally Leaves Money Printer On All Weekend
Powell is expected to raise interest rates by 950 basis points to begin to combat the resulting inflation.
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Probably Nothing Revealed To Be Nothing
To add to the holder's disappointment, there wasn't something big coming either.
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Meme Coin Developers Officially Run Out Of Token Names
"How about a shit sequel?"
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r/CryptoCurrency Users Conflicted Over Which Wrong Coin To Back For Next Bull Run
Insiders claim that teams will do whatever they can to ensure their coin doesn't become a favorite of the subreddit.
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Genius Developer Creates Token Named After Thing That Just Happened
World-renowned developer shitoshi strikes gold again.
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Dev Comes Back
A Telegram community has been left confused after a dev re-appeared once his token started pumping.
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Gary Gensler Discovers Hair Isn't A Security
"Which one of you told me I needed to walk around looking like a 16th-century monk?"
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BlackRock Files For $BITCOIN ETF
Multi-trillion dollar Investment management company, BlackRock, issues clarification over recent ETF filing.
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Doctor Discovers Simple Trick To Cure Crippling Crypto Depression
Financial advisors hate him.