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Gay Furry Meme Ends Homophobia In Crypto
"I've only been a holder for a day, but you know what, I'm going to ask my girlfriend to peg me tonight, just to see what it feels like."
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Ethereum Holder Retires at 105
Greg said he invested everything he could and survived on 1 meal of Kraft Mac & Cheese per day while sometimes 'going to sleep for dinner.'
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Local Man Hopes That Wasn't The Bull Run
A local man has expressed his hope that the recent upwards price action in the cryptocurrency market wasn't the entire bull run as he's still made absolutely no money.
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Top 5 Ways To Hide Crypto Losses From Your Wife
What to do when you've put your entire paycheck into an absolute shitter and you can't let the other-half know.
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Michael Saylor Breaks Tooth on Chocolate Bitcoin
Saylor took a break from posting AI generated images of the Bitcoin logo when disaster struck.
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Solana Foundation Announces Release of World's Fastest Toaster
The toaster is said to handle speeds of up to 2TPS (toast per second).
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Police Report They Still Haven't Found That One Guy Rugging Everyone
"I don't know who Ethereum is or why he's selling rugs but we'll catch this guy."
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Project Rugs While Man Has First Shower In 5 Days
The man removed his last $24 ($7 after gas) and sat in silence for 10 minutes.
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Community Panic Holds
"The last time there was FUD, the token I was holding went down 90% in 4 minutes."
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How To Not Sound Unemployed: A Crypto Investor's Guide
Step 1: Don't ever mention cryptocurrency.
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Local Man Holds Shitcoin Until Heat Death Of The Universe
Dust to dust.
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Top 10 Ways To Soft FUD Your Investments In Telegram Chat
The moron's masterclass in staying poor - beginners welcome.