World
Scientists Believe New Neuralink Prototype Could Give Gary Gensler The Ability To Think
Cautious optimism among leading scientists as early trial data show promising results.
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SnailMoon Partners with SnailX
Unpopular cryptocurrency project SnailMoon partners with never-before-heard company SnailX.
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Local Man Sleeps On Token, Wakes Up In Profit
"I bought some tokens and went to sleep - I didn't do anything special."
World
Gary Gensler Found To Be Rare Variety Of Talking Peanut
Evil scientists succeed in creating a talking peanut to spread FUD about cryptocurrencies.
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Elon Musk Replies To SnailMoon
He started a space company or something.
Finance
Gary Gensler Protects Investors
After protecting the public from the collapse of FTX and Terra Luna, Gary Gensler has saved the day once again.
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SnailMoon Doesn't Buy Billboard
The team has decided to not buy 3 weeks of billboard ad space.
Local
Local Man Realizes He's At A Clown Convention
The crypto meet-up was reportedly held in the building next door.
World
Memecoin Devs Rush To Pivot Branding In Wake Of Chinese Meta
Use of the color red is reportedly up 37,000%.
Finance
Crypto Trader Touches Grass
The young(ish) man made the bold step to finally leave his room.
Finance
US Dollar Gets 3/99 Score On DEXTools
Jerome Powell is reportedly furious with the rating.
World
Winnie The Pooh On The Run In China After Trying To Sell $POOH Tokens
Pooh told police on social media that he won't be taken alive.