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Michael Saylor Breaks Tooth on Chocolate Bitcoin

Saylor took a break from posting AI generated images of the Bitcoin logo when disaster struck.

Reporter Steve

Nov 12, 2024 — 1 min read

"Dr Phil McCavity, do you accept BTC?"

Bitcoin mogul Michael Saylor suffered a painful mishap this week after biting down on a solid chocolate Bitcoin. The incident occurred while Saylor was taking a rare break from his online presence—where he’s known for a relentless stream of AI-enhanced Bitcoin imagery.

Get your #Bitcoin before supplies run out. pic.twitter.com/qMhLzsaP6q
— Michael Saylor⚡️ (@saylor) November 9, 2024

Saylor's dentist is reportedly the only person that can tolerate being in a room with him for more than a few minutes (as long as he's saying "AHHH" or under sedation).

Mike is claiming to be getting a "solid Bitcoin crown" fitted later this week as apparently the material is much more trustworthy than gold.

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