Local Man Flees Country Instead Of Trying To Calculate His Crypto Taxes
"If you'd seen my 40,000+ shitcoin transactions in Metamask, you'd understand."
One local man, who is now no longer local, has reportedly fled across the border to Mexico instead of attempting to calculate his crypto taxes.
"If you'd seen my 40,000+ shitcoin transactions in Metamask then you'd understand. If crypto tax software can't figure it out, I can't either... I mean sorry me no speak English, sí," the local man told Mexican reporters.
The local man isn't the only one struggling with his shitcoin taxes as apparently, no one has a clue how you declare 3 installments of revenue share from a bot project that rugged a week later leaving you with $4 dust after gas.
Local tax officials were reportedly bewildered by the influx of crypto traders seeking guidance. "One guy came in with a ledger written on toilet paper and another tried to pay his taxes with a USB stick," said IRS officer Linda McDowell. "We're still trying to determine the value of 'AusticPepe2024'."
It remains to be seen how countries around the world will streamline crypto taxation, but for now, it appears some traders would rather tackle border crossings than shitcoins tax forms.
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