Ethereum Holder Retires at 105
Greg said he invested everything he could and survived on 1 meal of Kraft Mac & Cheese per day while sometimes 'going to sleep for dinner.'
"I knew ETH would do a 2x," Greg told SnailMoon News at his retirement party. Greg said he invested everything he could spare and survived on one meal of Kraft Mac & Cheese per day while sometimes 'going to sleep for dinner.'
Greg's 95 years of experience as a coal miner and his clever investment strategy have left him with enough money to truly enjoy his retirement to the fullest.
"I used to drink coffee, stay up, and watch the chart... but now I just shit my pants whenever I drink the stuff," noted Greg. "I'm glad to have finally converted my holdings into dollars. I can now live my life."
As for what Greg will do with his remaining years, skydiving, tobogganing, aggressive inline skating, and pole vaulting are all neatly written on the bucket list currently filled with piss at the bottom of his bed. "Once I've paid off the debt from my hip replacement, who knows what I could do," Greg added optimistically.
Despite his newfound wealth, Greg confessed he still lives frugally. "I don’t trust banks. Never have, never will. I keep my cash in an old shoebox under the bed. Sure, the mice nibble on a few bills now and then, but it beats getting fisted by overdraft fees."
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