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Local Man Misses Out On Generational Wealth For Second Time This Week
How hesitation cost a local man two chances at generational wealth.
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SnailMoon to Begin Development on Fiat Wallet
The leather hardware wallet will support all major world currencies and comes with a privacy-enabled cash function as standard.
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SnailMoon Doesn't Announce Partnership with Binance
Confusion and more confusion spreads among the SnailMoon Telegram channel.
Local
Local Man Shits Himself After Not Buying SnailMoon
Potential Early investor of the $SNM token tragically sh*ts himself after not buying when he first saw it.
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SnailMoon Announces Plans to Build Wind Farms on the Moon
The team plans to build the most useless structure known to mankind.
Local
Local Man Can't See Himself In Reflection Token
"Tokenomics aren't utility, but a mirror is pretty useful."
Local
Local Man Dies After Selling SnailMoon Early
Doctors reportedly missed a diagnosis of bitchpaperhandedness thinking it was sensible profit taking.