Finance
Dev Comes Back
A Telegram community has been left confused after a dev re-appeared once his token started pumping.
Reporter Steve
The real SnailMoon.
Finance
Gary Gensler Discovers Hair Isn't A Security
"Which one of you told me I needed to walk around looking like a 16th-century monk?"
Local
Local Man Awarded Honorary Economics Degree After Being In Crypto For 5 Minutes
Professors were impressed by his analysis of macroeconomic trends, liquidity cycles, and the PoopyBumCheese Inu chart.
Finance
BlackRock Files For $BITCOIN ETF
Multi-trillion dollar Investment management company, BlackRock, issues clarification over recent ETF filing.
Finance
Doctor Discovers Simple Trick To Cure Crippling Crypto Depression
Financial advisors hate him.
Local
Local Man Goes Outside
It was actually quite nice.
Finance
Nigerian Prince Still Holding 10,000 Eth Because Nobody Will Reply To His Email
"I have recently come into possession of a vast fortune in Ethereum and require your help."
World
Biden Signs Bill Allowing Meme Coins To Identify As Commodities
The move has been welcomed by the wider crypto community.
Finance
Crypto Influencer Perfectly Calls Price Move After It Happens
Hindsight Trades strikes again.
World
Hacker Reveals BitBoy's Password Was "BitBoy"
Over $300,000 has been stolen since the hacker gained access to BitBoy's account.
Local
Local Man Gets Job Again
After months of successful crypto trading, one local man returns to work.
World
Gary Gensler Forcibly Removed From Local Denny's After Refusing To Clarify Lunch Order
Witnesses claim Gensler repeatedly told staff, "If you can hear my stomach growling, then my order is obvious."