Finance
Police Report They Still Haven't Found That One Guy Rugging Everyone
"I don't know who Ethereum is or why he's selling rugs but we'll catch this guy."
Reporter Steve
The real SnailMoon.
$SNM
SnailMoon Wins Award For Lowest Market Cap
The $SNM community is proud that their hard work shilling has paid off.
Finance
Project Rugs While Man Has First Shower In 5 Days
The man removed his last $24 ($7 after gas) and sat in silence for 10 minutes.
Finance
Community Panic Holds
"The last time there was FUD, the token I was holding went down 90% in 4 minutes."
Finance
How To Not Sound Unemployed: A Crypto Investor's Guide
Step 1: Don't ever mention cryptocurrency.
Finance
Local Man Holds Shitcoin Until Heat Death Of The Universe
Dust to dust.
Finance
Top 10 Ways To Soft FUD Your Investments In Telegram Chat
The moron's masterclass in staying poor - beginners welcome.
$SNM
Crypto Project Builds Bridge
The SnailMoon team will be paying outright for the development of the bridge, with costs expected to amount to around $12.
Finance
Crypto Investor Confused By Green Number In His Portfolio
Friends of the investor have been forced to explain what the green numbers and plus sign meant.
Finance
Investors Shocked To Discover "Inu" Means Dog In Japanese
This revelation has caused confusion as many investors had assumed that "inu" was simply a random string of letters that sounded cool.
World
Richard Heart Wins Farmer Of The Year Award
Heart beat out fierce competition from the likes of Azuki, Yuga Labs, and whoever keeps launching all those shitcoin farms.
Finance
Tesla Adds 2nd Display For Shitcoin Trading
"My Tesla was able to automatically change my destination to the bank so I could declare bankruptcy."