SnailMoon Wins Award For Lowest Market Cap

The $SNM community is proud that their hard work shilling has paid off.

Project Rugs While Man Has First Shower In 5 Days

The man removed his last $24 ($7 after gas) and sat in silence for 10 minutes.

Community Panic Holds

"The last time there was FUD, the token I was holding went down 90% in 4 minutes."

How To Not Sound Unemployed: A Crypto Investor's Guide

Step 1: Don't ever mention cryptocurrency.

Local Man Holds Shitcoin Until Heat Death Of The Universe

Dust to dust.

Top 10 Ways To Soft FUD Your Investments In Telegram Chat

The moron's masterclass in staying poor - beginners welcome.

Crypto Project Builds Bridge

The SnailMoon team will be paying outright for the development of the bridge, with costs expected to amount to around $12.

Crypto Investor Confused By Green Number In His Portfolio

Friends of the investor have been forced to explain what the green numbers and plus sign meant.

Investors Shocked To Discover "Inu" Means Dog In Japanese

This revelation has caused confusion as many investors had assumed that "inu" was simply a random string of letters that sounded cool.

Fiverr Distances Itself From Developers Who Made Shibarium Bridge

"We were not aware that developers were offering to create an Ethereum bridge for $5 on our platform."

BitBoy Celebrates With Legal Team After Raising $200,000

Armstrong's new financial advisor Candy will be in charge of the newly raised legal funds.

Richard Heart Wins Farmer Of The Year Award

Heart beat out fierce competition from the likes of Azuki, Yuga Labs, and whoever keeps launching all those shitcoin farms.