Finance
Ethereum Holder Retires at 105
Greg said he invested everything he could and survived on 1 meal of Kraft Mac & Cheese per day while sometimes 'going to sleep for dinner.'
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Greg said he invested everything he could and survived on 1 meal of Kraft Mac & Cheese per day while sometimes 'going to sleep for dinner.'
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A local man has expressed his hope that the recent upwards price action in the cryptocurrency market wasn't the entire bull run as he's still made absolutely no money.
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Reportedly, the WCA has closely monitored Gensler's work at the SEC and has been incredibly impressed.
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What to do when you've put your entire paycheck into an absolute shitter and you can't let the other-half know.
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Saylor took a break from posting AI generated images of the Bitcoin logo when disaster struck.
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The toaster is said to handle speeds of up to 2TPS (toast per second).
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Law enforcement made the arrest after a brisk 45-second bicycle chase.
After a 10-second discussion with himself, local man decided $SHIT was the best financial decision.
SnailMoon has never even heard of SafeMoon according to the team.
"If you'd seen my 40,000+ shitcoin transactions in Metamask, you'd understand."
The record was celebrated by the four people still active in the Telegram chat.
"I don't know who Ethereum is or why he's selling rugs but we'll catch this guy."
The $SNM community is proud that their hard work shilling has paid off.
The man removed his last $24 ($7 after gas) and sat in silence for 10 minutes.
"The last time there was FUD, the token I was holding went down 90% in 4 minutes."
Step 1: Don't ever mention cryptocurrency.
Dust to dust.
The moron's masterclass in staying poor - beginners welcome.
The SnailMoon team will be paying outright for the development of the bridge, with costs expected to amount to around $12.